Common symptoms of incompetence

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"The third driver in the second box house right is blown" - reply "I know. You can balance it out with the EQ."
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Monitor graphic EQs with EVERY frequency reduced. "So, you mean your monitors have NO good frequencies?!"

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Common symptoms of incompetence include:

A tool belt which weighs more than you do.

House guys locked out of their own system controllers - er, ever wonder why you are locked out?

Being more concerned about where your car is parked than how the load is going.

System EQ that looks like a map of the French Alps.

A cellphone which is far more interesting than your job.

The blank look on the system guy's face when the word 'phase' is mentioned.

Ditto time alignment.

"The third driver in the second box house right is blown" - reply "I know. You can balance it out with the EQ."

Monitor graphic EQs with EVERY frequency reduced. "So, you mean your monitors have NO good frequencies?!"

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