Guitar

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A six stringed instrument that has an effect upon certain humans similar to a highly addictive mind altering drug.

Humans that find themselves drawn to the guitar tend to become obsessed with playing it followed by a desire to stand in front of numerous other humans jumping around, wearing strange clothes and often singing combinations of mystifying words.

Fortunately for the roadie, players of guitar also lose the ability over time to understand much else, let alone lift things or plug in wires. Fortunately for the guitar player, roadies love to lift things and plug in wires. Hence the sybiotic relationship between guitar player and roadie is formed.

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